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Duct Demotivational Poster


DUCT TAPE AND WD40 - What more could you need ? If this won't fix it then it ain't broke !


TAGS: duct ***e wd40 fix broke
Rating: 4.83/5

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Greeny - June 15, 2011, 10:46 am
Algorithms 101... er,5


STEVE JOBS -


TAGS: steve jobs tribute what a coincidence apple products
Rating: 4.29/5

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falloutghoul - October 8, 2011, 5:31 pm
DUDE!!!! XD


WELCOME TO THE HANDYMAN'S CORNER - If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'.


TAGS: red green handyman duct ***e
Rating: 4.8/5

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Bucketheadsdad - October 30, 2011, 12:00 pm
Quando omni flunkus moritati! When all else fails, play dead!
Arvantillian - October 17, 2011, 10:49 am
Red Green is my Hero!
rudeboy308 - October 12, 2011, 9:57 pm
I loved Red Green when I saw it on PBS. I still have his tag line in my head about duct ***e as the handyman's secret weapon.


DUCT TAPE - Helping out with stupidity since 1942




NECESSARY TOOLS: - If it doesn't move and it's supposed to, use WD-40. If it moves and it's not supposed to, use duct tape.


TAGS: shelby cobra duct ***e zoomer
Rating: 4.38/5

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tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:23 pm
Still... ... Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 12:10 pm
It has a scoop on top of another scoop?? (in a low pressure area??)
CloudchaserS - March 29, 2013, 10:52 am
At least it was a kit car instead of an original. I know because the originals had aluminum bodies


PEACE AND QUIET - Brought to you courtesy of 3M


TAGS: duct ***e nagging wives
Rating: 4/5

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Neener - October 7, 2010, 4:17 pm
My wife actually has that on a shirt. Its her fav.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 7, 2010, 4:02 pm
*joke overused....lol.
Neener - October 7, 2010, 3:59 pm
Silence is golden but duct ***e is silver.
MO - April 22, 2010, 11:15 am
You can't f*** it if you duct it!! Wait! That's backwards...If you can't duct it, f*** it!!! Nope, go with the first one.....


DUCT TAPE - Has a New Spokesperson


TAGS: rebecca black duct ***e duck
Rating: 3.9/5

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FervorCoulee - September 9, 2012, 9:00 pm
Round, round we go...
Sean - April 16, 2011, 11:02 pm
General Hand Granade is a cool song, but yer right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2011, 8:54 pm
Did you say I like Trooper?....them's fightin words.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 8:25 pm
That's our Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. He's such a trooper.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2011, 5:16 pm
Nope....
Sean - April 16, 2011, 5:04 pm
But then Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo would be heart- broken.
Konpriest - April 16, 2011, 4:58 pm
We can only hope...
Konpriest - April 16, 2011, 4:58 pm
Youtube search Rebecca Black
palmat - April 12, 2011, 5:39 am
let's hope he'll take her on his planet.
Sean - April 11, 2011, 12:26 pm
*planet
Sean - April 11, 2011, 11:41 am
Don't no one answer that question. Dude's obviously here on a recon mission from another plantet -- one that doesn't get the internets.
Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:26 am
who is that lady, and is she really that irritating?
Sean - April 9, 2011, 8:34 pm
I love this one. And I've got this song on my iphone ... just in case I need to torture someone to get information, or in case I forget the sequence of some of the later days of the week -- which has also happened form time to time.
Konpriest - April 9, 2011, 5:30 pm
This is the first one I've ever made. I likes it!!


DUCT TAPE - The one ring to rule them all


TAGS: duct ***e lotr lord rings
Rating: 4.78/5

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BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:22 pm
A clue please? I married a contractor & thought I'd heard just about all the "duct" (duck sic) ***e jokes out there but I'm a little dense I guess, could be something due to age? I don't know when it happened but I woke-up one morning .............
yifme - March 7, 2012, 9:36 pm
One ***e in silver to bind them
carebear - March 7, 2012, 7:27 pm
(carebear BANNED)


SILENCE IS GOLDEN -




CHRIS BROWN - Don't make me call him!!


TAGS: serena williams tennis muscular hulk unsportsmanlike conduct chris brown
Rating: 2.2/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - September 15, 2009, 10:50 am
Gorgeouse, I dought 2 euro-trash high faluting tennis officials even know who Chris Brown is or wot he's done. But'd still be fun watching SERENA Crush, own, emasculate Chris Brown
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:17 pm
She would destroy Chris Brown.
Woodywood03a - September 13, 2009, 2:37 am
That is too much done. 1 Lion.


DUCT TAPE - Has A 101 Uses And Now One More


TAGS: duct ***e uses
Rating: 4.24/5

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mariand - August 7, 2011, 4:24 pm
hehe...duct ***e diet..it's cheap too


BEEP BEEP -


TAGS: coyote acme products dont work
Rating: 4.76/5

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Verdeckt - May 4, 2011, 9:37 am
To misquote a certain lord, you rock in my general direction.


YES YOU CAN.... - it's called taping there mouths shut and telling them to SHUT UP!


TAGS: duct***e stupid
Rating: 3.23/5

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ughomer - August 21, 2012, 4:15 pm
They're but for the grace of God, go I.
Bull - August 21, 2012, 4:10 pm
So you 1L bomb someone because of a grammatical error .. wat the fuk iis ronge wit peeple thees daze? Eye meen seeresly?
Vinxman - August 21, 2012, 9:14 am
Can you fix the spelling with duct ***e? There--A place. Think of the root (here). Their--Belongs to them. Think of the word "heir"--both are about possession. They're--They are.


Stupid Ideas -




DUCT TAPE -




HOBOPHOBIC -


TAGS: how could drinking cleaning products make them smell so bad
Rating: 3.9/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
?
boeweizer - April 30, 2010, 10:43 pm
everybody on motifake has there own style
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:08 pm
Don't come back onto this site and start criticizing regulars. That's not how we ever did things.. even back when you were here before.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:06 pm
yeah whatever
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:03 pm
Shut up, signe.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:02 pm
Hmm this doesn't look like a motifake


PREVENTION -




APPEARANCES -


TAGS: appearance imitation conduct
Rating: 4.58/5

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gas - April 24, 2011, 4:32 pm
haha probably what actually happened xD
Master - April 24, 2011, 4:19 pm
Seems kitty is unappreciative of the lemon juice he was given! Funny!
CaptainBaked - April 24, 2011, 4:30 am
I laugh every time I look at this ph**o... That cat's ridiculous!


WHO GOES FIRST -


TAGS: cajun induction military
Rating: 4.77/5

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GySgt1811 - April 6, 2011, 10:01 pm
Crap! Tnx Sean, I shook too many "p's" out of the shaker. Need an "s?" I have an extra somewhere.
Sean - April 6, 2011, 5:26 pm
*lives
Sean - April 6, 2011, 5:26 pm
There's a stripper who live in my neighbourhood and in the summer I see her outside cutting the grass all the time ... or at least as often as I can afford to on the piddly allowance my wife now has me on.
GySgt1811 - April 6, 2011, 5:19 pm
FANTASTIC PICTURE! That's the first four stripper I've ever seen cutting grass.


ALIEN ABDUCTION! - For when, "I got hammered on moonshine and passed out," just isn't a good-enough excuse.




DUCK TAPE FIXES EVERYTHING - Bear attacked the plane flew in two new wheels and a case of duck tape


TAGS: airplane duck ***e duct ***e
Rating: 3.18/5

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ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 12:57 am
True enough. Duct ***e rules!!!
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 11:52 pm
I've seen this done up by churchill


WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW! -


TAGS: arrest of teen for wrapping cat in duct ***e
Rating: 1.36/5

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jejeloman - October 18, 2012, 11:51 am
how can someone do this stupidity??!?!! poor little cat :(
twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 7:51 pm
I beelieve that cat was rescued and named Sticky.
Derek - October 19, 2009, 5:29 pm
Because you'll be crying out for him when the ***e comes off


DUCT TAPE - Seals even the biggest crack.


TAGS: duct ***e
Rating: 3.9/5

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Player_Meyer - October 20, 2009, 11:34 am
Thank goodness they could duck that guys a**... otherwise you would be in trouble... lmao :P
MO - October 20, 2009, 10:58 am
Well, you know what they say right? If you can't duct it? f*** it!


COUGAR STATUS CONFIRMED - Katy Perry's 03/27/10 tweet: "also heard Justin Bieber gonna b here 2night, can't wait to tap that." He's 16. She's 25.


TAGS: courgar katy perry justin bieber se******* older woman
Rating: 3/5

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Da5id - January 25, 2013, 2:10 am
5L to thecrotchetyoldcynic! Best caption.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 14, 2012, 7:46 pm
So this was the inspiration for that song, "[she] kissed a girl and [she] liked it." Lol!


PHILADELPHIA - You've gotta do a better job watching "Michael VICK"!!




FACEBOOK USER - You think you are a consumer, but you are the product.




DUCT TAPE - Finding the solution for noise pollution one mouth at a time




DUCT TAPE USAGE! - Always Situational!




MEANWHILE -


TAGS: elf cookie production humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - December 26, 2013, 12:39 pm

Blind luck?
chickenlittle - December 26, 2013, 10:49 am
ohmygod that's funny, how did I miss this poster??


BEST PRODUCT COMBINATION - The only tools you'll ever need.


TAGS: duct ***e wd 40
Rating: 4.41/5

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bigsouthfork - March 24, 2013, 2:02 pm
How about duct ***e and large zip ties. Better combo? Your thoughts!
MissPriss - March 23, 2013, 10:12 am
Oh wow...I can't even post what "job" popped into my head....but I think it would fall under the safe *** category....bahaha...thanks for the 5L idea Papa!
Rudedog - March 22, 2013, 11:31 pm
The complete contents of my bug out bag.
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 8:26 pm
Oh yeah. From catching 5ish to removing warts.


TAXES - If they let you deduct an ELECTIVE SURGERY on your taxes, they should let you deduct a Harley as therapy.


TAGS: now you can deduct a *** change operation on your taxes
Rating: 4.3/5

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GreyScorpion - February 4, 2010, 8:09 pm
HA!! 5L


ELVIS - See Everyone He is Dead No Big foot or Aliens Were Ever Involved




ALIEN HISTORY -




THIS MAN - Is not John Lennon. and now, for something completely different...




Sweet Nothing -


TAGS: calendar february 1st fat love handles products
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 1:33 pm
Oh, you have an opinion. Just, for the luv of gawd, don't share it with your wife!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:17 am
My wife feels the 5ame way. I do too, but I'm a guy and this is a female product so I probably don't have an opinion, lol.


The Pressure -


TAGS: productive dreaming
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 4, 2013, 9:18 pm
Not lookin’ forward to that’n..nosir


Hold Your Tongue -


TAGS: a drunken man on a flight to new york was duct ***ed to his seat by fellow passengers after attacking one woman and screaming the plane was going to crash jan 4th 2013
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:09 pm
So true that did you know, you can get decorated duct ***e! What will they think off next...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:42 am
I'm amazed at how awe5ome duct ***e is at fixing anything! Lol!


TOMORROW -




Sound Of Silence -


TAGS: lips introductions quiet shutup advice
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - January 3, 2014, 1:53 am
It works! Sometimes only for a few seconds while they try to figure it out. Glad it gave ya a laugh.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 2, 2014, 11:33 am
That's the best way I've ever heard in the "shut up" department. Lol!


Procrastination -




Babysitting -


TAGS: babysitting duct***e
Rating: 4.57/5

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PapaFox - April 23, 2013, 3:25 pm
There were times that was so tempting!


Squanderers -


TAGS: squandering money investment waste products
Rating: 4.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 6, 2014, 3:02 am
Sounds about right, lol.
EmilioDumphque - March 5, 2014, 3:02 pm
Translation: "Hey!....Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!......Hey! Hey! Hey!


COMING SOON -




THE POWER THEY HAVE OVER US -




PRODUCT PLACEMENT IS GETTING OUT OF HAND - Now even the Giant is sponsored by Nike




MERRY CHRISTMAS! - From MWLF and the family (pictured is our annual abduction of Santa Claus)


TAGS: santa claus space kids mwlf family annual abduction december fourth
Rating: 4/5

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Fatt Matt - December 21, 2009, 2:53 pm
This is fantastic! 5 helmeted little Front's!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 21, 2009, 1:39 am
That's only because Santa had final cut and script approval. You have to watch out for those Elf agents, they're clever chaps.
BuZZbomb - December 20, 2009, 2:51 pm
You may get away with it THIS time but remember, Santa Clause Conquers The Martians! Or at least that's how the movie turned out.
GreyScorpion - December 20, 2009, 1:42 pm
Funny Stuff There MWLF!! 5 apples don't fall far from the trees!!
Produceman117 - December 20, 2009, 3:21 am
HaHa. Now this is cool.


Warning -




DIET COKE WITH LEMON -




KEEPING IT TOGETHER -




QUO - Where Wizards Come To Learn And Die




THE START OF IT ALL -


TAGS: **** older woman courgar se******* teenage boy
Rating: 2.88/5

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suenero - May 29, 2010, 1:30 pm
I think you mean "Almost Strangers". I looked it up on Amazon.com. Sounds good.
spacedog - May 28, 2010, 8:27 pm
*didn't* -doh!
spacedog - May 28, 2010, 8:25 pm
Had to Go*gle that one Aggy. I did know it was anything other than a bad sitcom.
agdaniele - May 28, 2010, 8:14 pm
And we're not going to credit Perfect Strangers?
spacedog - May 28, 2010, 8:11 pm
Coincidentally, Harold and Maude came out the same year.


ARE YOU KIDDING? -


TAGS: plus the product name is not inticing
Rating: 2.33/5

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Cloudchaser - March 29, 2010, 12:28 am
Best when eaten with a bottle of Sog** bottled water
agdaniele - March 28, 2010, 11:31 pm
Creativity abound.


TUNNEL BAIT - Surrealistic Tunnels Since 1937


TAGS: reproduction interdite
Rating: 2.3/5

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Sho - January 8, 2009, 2:09 pm
Creepy poster
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 28, 2008, 3:02 pm
I didn't. See my response/tunnel under the same title. It's already been voted down into oblivion, of course. Next time, I'll just throw in some t*** or cartoons like all the other top rated clever posters. sigh.
MFWLR - August 28, 2008, 10:31 am
I shall resist the tunnel... I shall resist the tunnel... I shall resist the tunnel... I shall resist the tunnel...


PRODUCT PLACEMENT - has reached a new low




LAWRENCE WELK - Wants You To Listen To Polka




YO KANYE, IMMA LET U FINISH - But first I wanna give "PROPS" to Serena's out burst! The sexy/dangerouse Thang, the threatening to......




PIED PIPER - when people catch on, try an alternative measure




THAT CATNIP IS THE DEVIL -




It Fixes Everything -


TAGS: movies theaters duct ***e fixes everything
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 1:53 am
I'm always looking for new uses for duck ***e, cynic! Thanks! 5 lol lions!


Probing Time -


TAGS: alien probing finger ufo abduction
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - March 8, 2016, 7:17 am

Don't threaten me with a good time, Mr Alien.
JesusWept - March 6, 2016, 5:04 pm
*Thanks
JesusWept - March 6, 2016, 5:03 pm
Done. Thanka!
MissPriss - March 6, 2016, 4:52 pm
If you haven't already...outthere can always use new material.


EXCUSE ME, -




HD Visors -


TAGS: hd visors driving texting products
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 23, 2014, 10:27 pm
Amen to that!
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 10:34 am
Good one, cynic! People who text while driving should be whipped in public! 5 L's


Redundancy -


TAGS: products shipping selling stupidity
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 2, 2015, 1:51 am
Shouldn't it be "No Plugs, No Sockets"?


Taking care of business -


TAGS: make fun of rerun rope duct ***e shovel priceless
Rating: 4.9/5

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JesusWept - December 14, 2015, 7:27 pm
Good work, Silver!
GaryO - December 14, 2015, 8:32 am
Nice set, sly


Nut Oils -


TAGS: oil inappropriate titles store products
Rating: 4.63/5

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Greeny - January 25, 2016, 6:32 am
the suspense is killing me
concern3 - January 25, 2016, 5:35 am
I can't wait a 5er


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